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13 Times Tumblr Won Sex Ed

Sex can be a tricky subject, with more questions than there are answers. Luckily, help is on hand – because there’s a WEALTH of helpful (read: hilariously weird) info and advice relating to the old frick-frack on Tumblr.

Prepare yourselves…

1. Always keep a mood ring handy

 

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You never know when you might need to check your current emotional state.

 

2. Do not use baby oil as lube

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Not unless you’re OK with using it for its actual intended purpose in 9 months time.

 

3. Memorise this handy ‘guide to consent’ flowchart

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Because this is actually and literally SO. IMPORTANT.

 

4. Remember that slut-shaming is ridiculous

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Just ask the bunnies.

 

5. Sexting should look like this

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Because ‘send nudes’ is just a big ol’ no from us thanks.

 

6. Don’t have shower sex

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It will always end badly.

 

7. How to deal with someone who ‘doesn’t want to wear a condom’

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Perfection.

 

8. Learn from harry potter

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Who knew the Boy Who Lived had so much to teach us? Wingardium Levi-NOMEANSNO-sa.

 

9. Never forget what a difference a ‘d’ can make

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‘Yes honey, you were conceived during a Vampire Diaries binge watching session’ is the kind of sentence that will scar your accidental child for life. Just sayin’.

 

10. Spice things up in the bedroom by doing this

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Because everyone loves a bit of positive affirmation.

 

11. Stuck for words? no problem

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Just keep this list handy at all times.

 

12. Don’t do this

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EVER.

 

13. Oh, and always remember this

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Yes.

 

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